The Police Officer That Won’t Be Registered As A Sex Offender – Even Though He Habitually Showed His Penis During Traffic Stops.

Officer Jason Miller

Looks Like Sex Offender Laws Don’t Apply To Everyone. Although you might call him “Miller The Zipper” or “Officer Scrotum” – you won’t be calling him a “Registered Sex Offender.” Even though his own dashcam shows him zipping his pants during routine traffic stops (and there’s essentially no debate that Officer Jason Miller of Sussex County New Jersey showed his penis […]

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Ex-Girlfriends And Their Lawyers Are Getting Medieval On Revenge Porn


Pop Quiz: What’s The Appeal Of Revenge Porn? A) Getting even with an ex-girlfriend that hurt your feelings. B) Cyberbullying and Cyberstalking. C) Masturbating to images and videos of actual girls that you’d like to bang. D) Reaffirmation that the nice girl next door gets super dirty in bed in all the ways she will never admit to anyone publicly. […]

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The Days Of The Mile High Club Sex Fantasy May Be Numbered

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During your next arraignment, will the “TSA groped my client” defense hold up in court against your in-flight masturbation? Question: Does flying make people horny? I must’ve been in high school or college when I first heard of people getting busy in an aircraft lavatory. So the next time I was on a flight, I thought about it some more. […]

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Fifty Shades Dorm Yoga Sex Scandal Masturbating Library Girl Lies 8th Grade Sex Offender Movie Review

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Fifty Shades Of Dorm Room Days With Fifty Shades Of Yoga, What Once Was Teachers Getting Laid Is Now The Sex Rap Polka. Surely by now you must have all heard about the “Bikram Yoga Sex Scandal.” It’s not only the latest craze – but the pounds literally just come right off! (And if you are living under a rock […]

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