Ex-Girlfriends And Their Lawyers Are Getting Medieval On Revenge Porn

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Pop Quiz: What’s The Appeal Of Revenge Porn? A) Getting even with an ex-girlfriend that hurt your feelings. B) Cyberbullying and Cyberstalking. C) Masturbating to images and videos of actual girls that you’d like to bang. D) Reaffirmation that the nice girl next door gets super dirty in bed in all the ways she will never admit to anyone publicly. […]

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The Days Of The Mile High Club Sex Fantasy May Be Numbered

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During your next arraignment, will the “TSA groped my client” defense hold up in court against your in-flight masturbation? Question: Does flying make people horny? I must’ve been in high school or college when I first heard of people getting busy in an aircraft lavatory. So the next time I was on a flight, I thought about it some more. […]

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Fifty Shades Dorm Yoga Sex Scandal Masturbating Library Girl Lies 8th Grade Sex Offender Movie Review

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Fifty Shades Of Dorm Room Days With Fifty Shades Of Yoga, What Once Was Teachers Getting Laid Is Now The Sex Rap Polka. Surely by now you must have all heard about the “Bikram Yoga Sex Scandal.” It’s not only the latest craze – but the pounds literally just come right off! (And if you are living under a rock […]

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Fifty Shades Of Creepy Biden Photo Album Smells Like To Catch A Predator

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“Fifty Shades Of Biden?” So…What Is A “Sexual Predator?” To begin with, a “Sex Offender” is simply defined as “a person who has committed a sex crime,” or in some instances, found guilty of public urination, “mooning,” and “flashing.” OK, so maybe by definition he’s not a “sex offender,” right? And since Defense Secretary Ash Carter’s wife isn’t supervised by Joe Biden […]

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Fifty Shades Of America What Is Porn

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Fifty Shades Of America: What Is “Pornography?” Today’s Question: What Is “Porn?” – Tomorrow’s Question: What Is A “Child?” You think I’m kidding? You think that’s sick?! Frankly, if you don’t start asking yourself those two atom-splitting questions, you can expect great shock and awe coming to TV set near you. Because every high school teenage guy (sorry “male boy child”) […]

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Warren Sapp Hires Prostitute Argues Bill Arrested And Accused Of Assault

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Next Men’s Viral Ad “Dear Esteemed ‘Escort’ Customers: Are You Tired Of Getting ‘Warren-Sapped?’” AND Fired By The NFL Network! Lesson Here: Next Time, Tip The Prostitute +20% And Don’t Call Her A Prostitute Until She Leaves The Premises! Why is it front page news when a man with cash looking for immediate sex engages in a business transaction with […]

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Perverts Sex Addicts Exhibitionists In Libraries Theaters TV Studios Unite!

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19-Year-Old, Former Oregon State University Student Kendra Sunderland Arrested For Recording 30+ Minute Sexually Explicit Live Webcam Performance In OSU Library Without warning, but with great expectation, the lens of a laptop webcam displays a medium shot of Kendra Sunderland, perched excitedly in a skin-tight, flesh-colored, camisole tank top revealing plenty of cleavage – the fabric stretched thin – barely […]

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Super Bowl Ads Not Just For Horny Dads

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Super Bowl Advertising Has A Long History Of Sex Go ahead. Google it: “Long History Of Sex In Super Bowl Advertising“ Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve witnessed plenty of blatantly commercialized sexual advertising where the sex appeal has nothing to do with the product. And maybe you thought it was shameless, and degrading, and so you quickly […]

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