Fifty Shades Of Creepy Biden Photo Album Smells Like To Catch A Predator

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“Fifty Shades Of Biden?” So…What Is A “Sexual Predator?” To begin with, a “Sex Offender” is simply defined as “a person who has committed a sex crime,” or in some instances, found guilty of public urination, “mooning,” and “flashing.” OK, so maybe by definition he’s not a “sex offender,” right? And since Defense Secretary Ash Carter’s wife isn’t supervised by Joe Biden […]

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“And The Hot For Teacher MILF Of The Year Award Goes To…”

Brianna Altice Sex Ed

Breaking News! Teenagers Admit To Having Sex With Brianne Altice And People Still Thinks Of It As Rape Are there really still parents that don’t believe their own teenagers are trying to have sex with the teachers? The answer is: YES. The only good news regarding the truth about Bill Cosby being a rapist for several decades is that now […]

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2014: The Year Of “…Who The #$*! Did You Say Is A Rapist?!”

If all rape is simply rape, then how many Americans are simply rapists? The best part of The Story about Lucita Sandoval having Sex with a Student is that you can Google search and watch the video on the internet of her actually having sex with the student (damn, if only this story were true!) So here’s a New Rule […]

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More From Baltimore’s Molly Shattuck: Her Arrest, Bail, & Divorce

Now that everybody’s taken their best shot at her (and I mean globally), is it possible to talk about the facts? Here is a copy of her indictment and list of charges: Molly-Shattuck-Indictment-List-Of-Charges-November-2014 According to this list, the first 2 felony counts of Rape Third Degree are that she “put her mouth on his penis” TWICE. And because he was […]

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